Magical Powers

Here's a story of a man who has bothered and troubles by a car honking. This car that was honking always awakened him from his next-door neighbor.

He said to his wife, "If I have magical powers, I would be able to put four flat tires into tha car everytime he comes here."

His wife said, "No, you don't have it yet."

Then, he said, "Well, if i have magical powers, I'll be able to put a silencer on that horn and i wont be able to hear that horn. That's what i would do if i have magical powers."

His wife said, "No, you dont have iut yet."

"When can i have it?" the husband asked.

She answered, "If you have magical powers, you will not be disturbed by that horn!"