Repentant Husband ( a good Laugh, ;)

A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went trough, so he prayed:

“Dear Lord: I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.”

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school and stopped at the bank to make a deposit and went grocery/shopping. Then he drove home to put away the groceries; paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.

Then it was already 1:00pm and he hurried to make the beds; do the laundry, vacuum dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them in the way home.

He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30pm he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for dinner. After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed. At 9:00pm, he was exhausted, and though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking, I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, “My son, I feel you have learner your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were… You’ll just to have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night!!!”

1 comments:

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May 7, 2008 at 12:50 PM

thot t'was really serious, hahaha