the Teacher and the student

a teacher asked her class, "if there are five birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one of them, how many will be left?"

she called on James.

"None," he replied, "they will all fly away with the firstgunshot."

the teacher replied, "The correct answer is four,
but i like your thinking james."

then James said, "I also have a question for you, Ma'am."

"There are three women on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately
licking the sides of her triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of
the ice cream. Now, who is married?"

The teacher, blushing, replied, "Well, i suppose the one who has
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

James, then replied, "The married one is the one with the
wedding ring on... but i like your thinking, Ma'am."